Newest Pilot Jokes - Page 5 - Worst Jokes Ever

why did the people in 9/11 not call 911 bc it would call the pilots.

I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest so i went as a plane, it didn't fly to well with people.

my dad did in the attacks he was the best pilot for pakistan

i don't joke about 9/11 because i lost my dad he was the best pilot i ever knew

People joking about 9/11 Random kid you shouldn’t joke about that I lost my dad on 9/11 Oh Yeah he was the greatest pilot ever

There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.” The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!” The third blonde says “so we go at night.”

There was a plane crash the pilots names where Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk and Bang Ding Ow

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi arabias best pilot

I know a good airplane joke but it would probably go over your heads. The twin towers: no it won't.

Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours

what did the bomber say the the jet?

sorry bro, I gotta bomb. *WAIT NO-*

How old are 911 victims ? There toddlers here come the airplane!

They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said "No, I'll just wash up on shore."

This is a plane 2 for 1 combo to never exist.

But, it's like a plane pizza.

Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.

Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, its il-eagle.

the terrorists lost there landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closet building becuse religon

Dr. Seuss Died September 24 but that was a lie Dr. Seuss when he was 97 he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes Dr. Seuss allahuakbar”