You got a black cat.
He was bad luck.
Everyone left you and you committed suicide.
What a CATastrophe!
You got a black cat.
He was bad luck.
Everyone left you and you committed suicide.
What a CATastrophe!
Hi π I love my dog πΆ
I did a good walk and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and people live in the house with my dog. I had to a dog and.
What did the cat say to the jar of cookies?
"Ground beef!"
What time do dogs π get a walk done β ? Time to walk with youβre dog πΆ
My wife asked me to get her a puppy. I agreed and went to an animal shelter. As I was searching for a puppy, a fire was set, and the entire animal shelter burned down.
A few hours later, I returned to my wife. She knew I had no puppies and asked why. I replied, "I couldn't find any." She understood but was upset, so I gave her something that I did get. She said, "Wow! This is good, what smokehouse did you get this at?"