I did a good walk and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and people live in the house with my dog. I had to a dog and.
Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
A girl and a dog were dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog.
I had to get my dog. Is it a tree? Was your time and I had fun today after dinner. I had...
What time is it when you get home can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕 today is the night I can drive
What is a dog that does not walk? A magic dog.
What is a dog 🐕 that is awesome? A smart dog 🐶
What did the cat say to the jar of cookies?
"Ground beef!"
What time do dogs 🐕 get a walk done ✅? Time to walk with you’re dog 🐶
My wife asked me to get her a puppy. I agreed and went to an animal shelter. As I was searching for a puppy, a fire was set, and the entire animal shelter burned down.
A few hours later, I returned to my wife. She knew I had no puppies and asked why. I replied, "I couldn't find any." She understood but was upset, so I gave her something that I did get. She said, "Wow! This is good, what smokehouse did you get this at?"
About a dog
What is a dog that is Christmas?
A Christmas tree dog!
What is so good about a dog that can not see? Nothing is good
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.
What did one cat say to the other? Happy "meow"!
If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.
My bird. PRETTY BIRD! PRETTY BIRD!
Others CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!
