Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE through the BEATS
How do rappers greet each other?
With a HIGH FIVE and a MIC DROP
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're OFF RHYTHM, but I'll give you a hand"
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of RHYME and REASON
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed PROTECTION
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a RAP-TITUDE for chillin'
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their FLOW
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his RHYME TIME
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To DIG DEEP with his lyrics
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach NEW HEIGHTS in his performance
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic
“If you’re good at something, never do it for free. "
Rapboats mom charges $5 a blowie
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES
