People

People Jokes

Orphan

What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?

They both can't see their parents.

Talk

When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣

Name

How do Chinese people name their babies?

They chuck a pan down the stairs.

Ball

Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.

Mom

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

Murder

Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"

Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."

Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."

Guy: "About that..."

Ball

Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.

School

What is everyone’s favorite class?

None, because people don’t like school.

Osama Bin Laden

People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.

Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.

9/11

Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.

Polar Bear

Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck šŸ˜

ā€œI turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.ā€

Emo

All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.

Orphan

Why do people always bully orphans?

'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?

Self Harm

People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."

Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."

Shit

Holy fucking shit, Addison, watersharky, Gwen, and all of you other cringelords, I swear to God if I hear one more thing about "please be kind, no bullying on the internet," I will actually shoot my local school.

You may not know, since you are only 8 years old or whatever, but the world is not kind. It’s full of sick people out to beat others, and the only way to stay safe is to beat them. So even if you think you are spreading kindness, it’s just gonna make you a target. So just stfu and keep your "please be kind" messages to yourselves.

Bike

Teacher: ā€œIf you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?ā€

Johnny: ā€œA new bike!ā€