What does PEMDAS stand for? Penis enters my dad and sister
who likes penis? My cousin!
Not sure if domestic violence joke or penis size joke.....
My wife is a optimist our first night together she handed me a magnum xl condom. I didn’t know what to do so I made her a balloon animal 🎈 🦒
A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.
what the difference between a dick and a cannon your dick shots longer
Once there was a brother and a sister that shares to make a YouTube channel he named it penis dick marathon
my cock lmao
one day there were these 3 cow boys sitting next to a fire and they were telling each other about their adventures well the first cow boy said i tangled with a bull that killed 6 people so i wrestled that son of a bitch to the ground with my bare hands the second cow boy said that's nothing yesterday i was walking on a trale and came across a rattler so i picked it up ,bit its head off and drank all his venom in one gulp the third cow boy remained quiet stering the embers of the fire with his penis
Stranger: Knock Knock Person Who's there? Stranger: Sugma Person: Sugma who? Stranger: SUGMA BALLS KID
really bad penis joke
What do call a fruit's penis apercock
How to give a good hand job?
Bop it Pull it Twist it Harder Better Faster Stronger You put your left hand in You put your left hand out You put your left hand in and shake it all about
None of you ever touch my penis
Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I do t think you can ... It's too hard
What’s the difference between a penis and a gold ball? A penis always goes in the hole.
I have a penis. How's that for a fucking joke. It's not a joke. It's terrible. 500 thumbs down and I'll lop off my dick with a razor.
my pen is so strong ladies come and get it??????????????????
I did phone sex but I'll never do it again because last time my penis got stuck in the chargin cored
Two men are in a rainforest and one of them is peeing. Suddenly a snake jumps out of some bushes and bites the man’s penis. The other man says, “ Oh my God, I will go to a doctor immediately!”. He didn’t have enough time to load the man into the car so he went straight to the hospital. The man told the doctor what happened and the doctor said, “You will have to make an incision at the wound and suck the poison out. The man wen back to the other man and said, “ There is no hope, you will die.”
Roses are red your penis is blue the bed sheet has turned a different color too.
