Pedophille jokes

Priest

Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest?

A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile.

Memes

Car

Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile.

Pedophile

My girlfriend called me a "pedophile", and I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old."

Pedophile

My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That’s a big word for a six-year-old.

Pedophile

What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?

They both lay pipes in public parks.

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  • Pedophile

    A pedophile was holding a bag of chocolates and then approached a little girl at the park.

    "Hey little girl! If you give me a teeny-tiny kissy-kiss on the tip of my wee-wee, I'll give you a piece of my chocolate!"

    The little girl replies, "If I suck your whole cock, can I have the whole bag?"

    Pedophile

    Did you know that statistically, 1 in 10 people live next to a pedophile? Not me though, I live next to a 10 year old boy with a fat ass.

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  • Vote

    If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.

    Pedophile

    Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!

    Pedophile

    A pedophile pulls up to little Jonny, lowers his window and asks, "hey little boy, if I give you a lolly, will you come in my car?" Little Jonny replies, "Give me the whole packet and I’ll come in your mouth."

    Pedophile

    Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?

    - He robbed children of their innocence.