Pedophille jokes

What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.

What is a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?

Before the first period.

My girlfriend called me a pedophile, but what does she know? She's 7.

Why did the pedophile cross the road?

To get to the other preschool.

Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest?

A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile.

Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile.

My girlfriend called me a "pedophile", and I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old."

My wife called me a pedophile. That is a big word for a 2 year old.

My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That’s a big word for a six-year-old.

What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?

They both lay pipes in public parks.

Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they don't shoot up schools.

Did you hear about the ninja pedophile? No one saw him coming.

A pedophile was holding a bag of chocolates and then approached a little girl at the park.

"Hey little girl! If you give me a teeny-tiny kissy-kiss on the tip of my wee-wee, I'll give you a piece of my chocolate!"

The little girl replies, "If I suck your whole cock, can I have the whole bag?"

Q: How can you tell that a pedophile likes music?

A: He rapes D minor.

What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?

White vans.

Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?

- He robbed children of their innocence.

Did you know that statistically, 1 in 10 people live next to a pedophile? Not me though, I live next to a 10 year old boy with a fat ass.

If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.

Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!

A pedophile pulls up to little Jonny, lowers his window and asks, "hey little boy, if I give you a lolly, will you come in my car?" Little Jonny replies, "Give me the whole packet and I’ll come in your mouth."