What is a pedophile's favorite song?
Jerking off in A minor.
Pedophille Jokes
My girlfriend called me a pedophile, but what does she know? She's 7.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest?
A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile.
What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.
My wife called me a pedophile. That is a big word for a 2 year old.
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That’s a big word for a six-year-old.
If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks.
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they don't shoot up schools.
Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile.
My girlfriend called me a "pedophile", and I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old."
Did you hear about the ninja pedophile? No one saw him coming.
Q: How can you tell that a pedophile likes music?
A: He rapes D minor.
What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Did you know that statistically, 1 in 10 people live next to a pedophile? Not me though, I live next to a 10 year old boy with a fat ass.
A pedophile pulls up to little Jonny, lowers his window and asks, "hey little boy, if I give you a lolly, will you come in my car?" Little Jonny replies, "Give me the whole packet and I’ll come in your mouth."
Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- He robbed children of their innocence.
what did the pedophile say to the kid?
"Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van."
Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.
What is the order of finish?
1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.
2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.
3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.
