Pedophille Jokes

Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest

A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile

Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile

have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?

- he robbed children of their innocence