A pedophile was holding a bag of chocolates and then approached a little girl at the park.
"Hey little girl! If you give me a teeny-tiny kissy-kiss on the tip of my wee-wee, I'll give you a piece of my chocolate!"
The little girl replies, "If I suck your whole cock, can I have the whole bag?"
Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can't ignore their problem with immature ejaculation.
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.
How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.
How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.
What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
What's the one good thing about pedophiles? They slow down near schoolzones.
What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole?
A pedophile.
What's a pedophile's favorite type of shoe?
White Vans.
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?
Because they always like to come in a little behind.
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
Not done yet.
Now they are.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
My girlfriend called me pedophile today.
Big word for a 12-year-old.
Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.
