Pedophille jokes
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slow through school zones.
My girlfriend broke up with me. She said I was a pedophile. I told her, “PEDOPHILE? Wow, that sure is a big word for an eight-year-old!”
What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?
A kindergarden.
What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common? Neither of them go past 12.
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they're all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there's no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? They both want to get there before the hare does.
What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.
What type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole?
A pedophile.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.
The little boy says, "I'm scared."
The pedophile says, "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"
Why do pedophiles never win a race?
Because they are always coming in a little behind.
A pedophile is chatting on the internet: "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"