Pedophille jokes

Two pedophiles talking to each other:

"Do you got two fives for one ten?"

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?

Fitting in.

People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.

Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slow through school zones.

My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.

Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.