Say what you want about Pedophiles but at least they drive slow through school zones
My girlfriend broke up with me. She said I was a pedophile. I told her, “PEDOPHILE? Wow, that sure is a big word for an eight-year-old!”
What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?
A kindergarden.
What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common...neither of them go pass 12.
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What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? -- They both want to get there before the hare does.
What do you call a a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
What is a pedophiles favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.
what type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole:
A pedophile
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.
What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.
The little boy says, "I'm scared."
The pedophile says, "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
Why do pedophiles never win a race?
Because they are always coming in a little behind.
A pedophile is chatting on the internet : "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"
What’s a pedophiles favorite shoe? White vans
