Pedophille jokes
Say what you will about pedophiles. At least they drive slowly through school zones.
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
Pedophiles smell good.
Pedophiles are really stupid and need to leave this earth.
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
What did the pedophile say to the kids?
"FUCK!"
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone, you ugly two-faced hypocrite!
Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don’t like ugly peasants.
Man: Your hair color is fabulous.
Woman: I hate your hair color, though.
Man: You look like a dream.
Woman: Then open your ugly eyes and stop sleeping, hypocrite!
Man: I can tell that you want me.
Woman: Yes, I want you dead.
R.I.P.
Man: Hey, baby, what’s your sign?
Woman: F*** you, pedophile!
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services for pedophiles.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down, you little peasant.
Man: What’s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Every other woman I see looks ugly. Bleuch!
Woman: How dare you!
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore. I saw you playing with boxes in the store room and saying "I AM KING OF THE WORLD!"
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They let him have KKK background dancers but he couldn't say pedophile?
should we bring back public executions and lynching's for pedophiles and serial killers lmfao it would be so good for the economy generate so much money. profitable generate so much money + deter the public from committing these crimes.
Guys is my teacher a pedophile?
So he isn't exactly a teacher, he is more or so an apprentice to my maths teacher. Let's call him Mr. C. Mr. C comes to my math classes on Tuesdays. I sometimes sit by myself in math class, because I want to be fully focused in my work. So Mr. C sees that I am by myself, and sits next to me. We have a casual conversation, and it went fine.
The next week was another casual conversati… Read more