Pedophille jokes
My girlfriend called me a pedophile.
And I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old!"
Q. What happens when a pedophile spills his coffee? A. It leaves an EP-stain.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
Q. If a pedophile, necrophile, and a guy who is into incest are all sitting in a car, who's driving?
A. A police officer.
What is the favorite city of the pedophile icon? Paris.
Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?
R. Kelly.
I dated a lot of girls before I married my wife. I was living with one of them when I arrived home one day to find her bags packed and next to the door. I asked her, "Baby, what's going on?" She said, "I'm leaving you."
"But why?" I replied.
"Because you're a pedophile!" she answered.
"That's a pretty big word for a six-year-old," I said.
What’s one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in school zones.
Trump's releasing the files.
To catch all the pedophiles.
He didn't know Epstein.
Didn't touch any teens.
My girlfriend called me pedophile today.
Big word for a 12-year-old.
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a beer.
Same person.
What's the hardest part of being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
A pedophile was holding a bag of chocolates and then approached a little girl at the park.
"Hey little girl! If you give me a teeny-tiny kissy-kiss on the tip of my wee-wee, I'll give you a piece of my chocolate!"
The little girl replies, "If I suck your whole cock, can I have the whole bag?"
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedophile have in common?
"Are you ready kids?"