What is a pedophile's favorite job?
The mall santa.
Pedophille Jokes
What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile?
Just trying to fit in.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
A: Free delivery.
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery?
Early access.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven-year-olds.
The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says, "Yay, I got me a full house!"
What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.
EatDatPussy445, aka Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason, aka Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland, is a pedophile, and he is in Las Vegas right now. Go, go, go, catch him!
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
What's a pedophile's favorite part of Halloween? Free delivery.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
Stop complaining. Pedophile jokes are pretty funny, but to say there are over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.
A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink.
What do you say to a pedophile at the beach?
Get out of my son!
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
I just saw people writing "Zoophile," "Ailurophile," and "Dendrophilia" in their bios. I thought this was cool, but when I wrote "Necrophile" and "Pedophile," I don't know why people started hating me as if I did something wrong. I was just trying to be cool like them, man.
What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common?
Shooting up schoolchildren.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile, I said that's a big word for a seven year old.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?
He took a girl's innocence.
The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening.
"Sure honey! If you suck my dick!"
So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!"
"Oh yeah, I forgot," says the father. "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."
