Pedophille jokes
Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery?
Early access.
What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile?
Just trying to fit in.
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What is a pedophile's favorite job?
The mall santa.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
A: Free delivery.
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
I just saw people writing "Zoophile," "Ailurophile," and "Dendrophilia" in their bios. I thought this was cool, but when I wrote "Necrophile" and "Pedophile," I don't know why people started hating me as if I did something wrong. I was just trying to be cool like them, man.
A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven-year-olds.
The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says, "Yay, I got me a full house!"
What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
What's a pedophile's favorite part of Halloween? Free delivery.
The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening.
"Sure honey! If you suck my dick!"
So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!"
"Oh yeah, I forgot," says the father. "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."
Stop complaining. Pedophile jokes are pretty funny, but to say there are over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.
What do you say to a pedophile at the beach?
Get out of my son!
A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink.
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.