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Pedophile

Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?

Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.

Necrophilia

I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?

Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!

Pedophile

I just saw people writing "Zoophile," "Ailurophile," and "Dendrophilia" in their bios. I thought this was cool, but when I wrote "Necrophile" and "Pedophile," I don't know why people started hating me as if I did something wrong. I was just trying to be cool like them, man.

Pedophile

A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven-year-olds.

The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says, "Yay, I got me a full house!"

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    • Pedophile

    EatDatPussy445, aka Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason, aka Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland, is a pedophile, and he is in Las Vegas right now. Go, go, go, catch him!

    Pedophile

    What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?

    "Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"

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    • Pedophile

    What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?

    They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.

    Pedophile

    Stop complaining. Pedophile jokes are pretty funny, but to say there are over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.

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    • Bar

    A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink.

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