What did the pedophile say to the nut cracker? Aren't you a little to young to be doing that.
A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink
Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?
He took a girls innocence
My girlfriend called me a pedophile, i said thats a big word for a seven year old
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What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common?
Shooting up schoolchildren.
I have a question, does aging affect corpses too? just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
they drive slow in the school zone
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
Where do pedophiles go hunting .... Elementary schools
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters? They both shoot when they see kids.
What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear? White Vans!!
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Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
I just saw people writing Zoophile, Ailurophile, Dendrophilia in their bio, I thought this is cool but when I wrote Necrophile and Pedophile, Idk why people started hating me as I did something wrong, I was just trying to be cool as them man
What’s a Pedophiles Favorite type of garden
A KinderGarden
MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME YESTERDAY. i ASKED HER WHY. sHE SAID, BECAUSE YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE. I REPLIED, "PEDOPHILE! THAT'S A BIG WORD FOR AN EIGHT YEAR OLD."
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you starting at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you 'baby' now~
What is the similarities of a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?They both came from behind and crushed them.
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