What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?
I feel like a kid again.
what do pedophiles and Xboxs have in common?
They both get turned on by kids
What is a pedophile's favourite dating site? Kinder
2 pedophilles talking to each other: do you got 2 fives for 1 ten?
Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.
What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense
What is the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
What is the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
A priest, a rapist, a pedophile and a homosexual walk into a bar...
He orders a drink.
Pedophiles don't win races because they like to come in a little behind.
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says "Hey Jim!"
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals
What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game?
Before the first period.