Pedophille jokes
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
I was raised a Catholic, and my priest told me when I was 12, "God is watching you when you masturbate."
I said, "Is God a pedophile too, Father?"
What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?
Kinder
What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
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What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?
I feel like a kid again.
What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic.
Two pedophiles talking to each other:
"Do you got two fives for one ten?"
What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense.
Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.
What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
What is the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.
A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with "Hey girls, would you like some candy?" They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says "God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes."
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
A priest, a rapist, a pedophile, and a homosexual walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
Pedophiles don't win races because they like to come in a little behind.
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Jim!"
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals.
What is a pedophile's favorite song?
Jerking off in A minor.