Pedophilia jokes

I was listening to my children praying, and my youngest that can speak said to me: "Mama, why is Gramma dead?"

I smiled and told her, "Well, less than 10 years ago when I was 5, your age, my Momma took me into the basement with some hot rando during a party. And 9 months later Shinana was born. One Pedo after another and your 4 siblings were born. The Pedo I met last night told me, 'If your mother's the one making you do this, do what you do best.' I listened and the next day she didn't leave her bed breathing. When the Pedo found out he left me and your soon to be brother."

She replies with, "Make his child support expensive!" Now he has to pay me 2,000 U.S. dollars every month, like the other ones that ran away.

When you end up pregnant...

Mom told me if a boy touched my breast I should say "DON'T," and if he touched me down there I should say "STOP." But Dad, he touched me both places at once so I said, "DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP!" 😂

What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.

Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I know a pedophile,

And he says he knows you.

What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pedophile? There isn't a difference.

What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?

Sexy kids.

It's not pedophilia, it's early access.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy children.