Pay jokes

I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.

My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, "Get well soon."

Yo mama so poor, she can't even pay attention.

The patient says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say."

The doctor says, "Next, please."