Parent jokes

Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.

Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.

Why did the orphan dig six feet under?

To find his parents.

Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.

Why do orphans go to the market?

To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.

I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.

Why can't an orphan have sex?

They have no one to call "daddy."

Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.

Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.

Little Johnny was alone because Dad didn’t come back.

How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.

Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.

People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.

I've been looking for my parents for years.

For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.

Harry Potter is now Harry Orphan.

An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."

Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?

Students: Yeah, yours.

A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.

So the teacher goes up to you and says, "I'm going to call your parents." Me: "Good luck finding them."

What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.

I had a huge crush on this girl when I was eight. One recess we met together on the playground, and she brought me to the corner of the playground. That was my first kiss, and from there it got serious. I told my parents a week later and they freaked out, called the police, and they arrested my crush. I miss Mrs. Johnson.