Parent jokes

How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.

Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.

People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.

I've been looking for my parents for years.

For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.

Harry Potter is now Harry Orphan.

An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."

Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?

Students: Yeah, yours.

A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.

So the teacher goes up to you and says, "I'm going to call your parents." Me: "Good luck finding them."

What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.

I had a huge crush on this girl when I was eight. One recess we met together on the playground, and she brought me to the corner of the playground. That was my first kiss, and from there it got serious. I told my parents a week later and they freaked out, called the police, and they arrested my crush. I miss Mrs. Johnson.

Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.

Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*

Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.

Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?

So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?

"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"

Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?

So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.

Why do orphans hate school?

No field trips. Parent signature_____________.

What makes a child an orphan?

Their parents left them for good. :D

Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.

What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."