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I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.

I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.

Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.

1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!

Dad: Oh, OK!

2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.

Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?

Son: I do...

Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?

Because they won't be there to stick around.

I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.

I think we know why.

Popular guy in class: I am so funny.

Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.

A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."

And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.

Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee, so his mom said he can have one.

He got an espresso, not knowing "depresso" came with it.

School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"

Orphan: "My family never came back for me."

School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."

If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.

My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.

If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.

So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣