What's worse than a failed suicide you ask? I fail suicide cuz you forgot to do the dishes and ur parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you not yourself
the orphan asked a genie to become batman then he went home and saw his parents dead
god, I love telling children there parents love them but only on April fools, their orphans after all
When you were born, you were so ugly, that the doctors slapped your parents. đđ»
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"
"Oh honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.
So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" So the sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked whereâs your parents she said gone my dad when to go get the milk and never came back and I said oof
Like this joke. UR MOM
One day little Jonny needs to use the bathroom. His mom is in there so he went in to use it and asked his mom what is that between your legs. His mom told him that is her bush. Then the next day the same thing happened but with his dad. He asked his dad what is that between his legs. He said my snake. The same thing happened one more time except with his grandmother. Little Jonny asked grandma what is on her chest. She said my headlights. One night little Jonny caught his parents doing something naughty. Then he said grandmaw grand maw turn on your head lights daddy snake is trying to get into mommy's bush.
Poles are as strait as adopted kids parents
When you canât see your adopted joke pop up, itâs the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
How do you make an orphans Hands bleed. Tell him to clap until his parents come home
Why are orphas always sad because there parents are not there to chear them up
why do orphans love violent video games like GTA? Their never had parents to protect them from it
KNOCK KNOCK
Orphan:whos threre?
NOT YOUR PARENTS!!!
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball. Orphan: My Parents
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!!
Why didnât the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunksđ
Son: Mom whats dark humor? Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? tell him to clap Son: mom i'm blind Mom: Exactly
why cant an orphan get caught o the hub they have no parents to catch them
âUh daddy harderâ the orphan said oh wait he doesnât have a daddy
