Parent jokes
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
Little Johnny was alone because Dad didn’t come back.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.