What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
Oz. Jokes
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
How many oz of water does it take to screw a light bulb?
None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?
What weighs 5 oz. and is very dangerous?
A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!