Rizzler jokes

Jack

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Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.

With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.

Dick

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What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.

Ginger

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What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?

Ginger! You racist fuc-

Ball

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Rizz

Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.

Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.

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The funny thing about society is that when a man gets bitches, they're considered as a pimp, a rizzler. But when it comes to women, they're considered as a whore, slut, and a prostitute. Another thing is that when a man rejects a woman, they're considered as being "sigma". On the other hand, if a woman rejects a man, they're considered as a "picky bitch". Man, I love society 😂