Outing jokes

If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?

Why do orphans hate health ed at school?

Their parents can't opt them out of it.

I went to a feminist picnic the other day.

It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.

Why was the emo kid thrown out of the amusement park?

He kept cutting in line.

What is the similarity between orphans and apples?

They both get thrown out.

I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!

One day my mom told me to take out the trash, and I did. The next day, mom asked me, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "A garbage truck took her." Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left.

My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!

Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?

They thought their parents would catch them.

Yo mama so old when she farts, dust comes out.

I’ve got money and suicidal thoughts, and I’m all out of money.

How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.

Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?

A: Couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.

What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?

Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.

Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"?

First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:

"The canons be ready, Captain!"

"Are," says the Captain (correcting their grammar).

"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed!

I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...

What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))

I was kicked out of an orphanage kitchen because I yelled, "Hurry up, some of us have homes to get back to."

My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest, telling her we can get married once she makes her way out.

A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."