Why did sally fall of the swing-someone chucked a brick at her. Why did sally through a clock out the window-she had brain damage from the brick.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Three guys are on a plane one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American, and the Pilot says “There is to much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off.” So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said , “I have plenty of these where I come from,” the the Asian threw out some rice and said “I have plenty of these in my country,” The American threw out a bomb and said, “I have a lot of these in my country.” The plane crashes anyway and the three men start to walk away from the crash, as they were walking the found a boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of Buritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy,” The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of rice fell out of the sky and sherded all my clothes.” The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble, they kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny the boy said, “MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!”
Why was Michael Jackson, kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!!
I tried to make a belt out of watches. But it was a waist of time
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
Q: Why did the pervert cross the road? A: Couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
my sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks im irresponsible so i throw it out the window
What is the similarity between orphans and apples? They both get thrown out
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
The doctor told me in color blind... Me: that's out of he purple
I rate you 9 out of 10 because I’m the 1 u need
why did the emo break up with her boyfriend
he didnt wanna hang out.
I decided to take my mother-in-law out the other day, I love being a hitman
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later? I said yea I was gonna hang there
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I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
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Why was the emo kid thrown out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
