Jeffy jokes
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
Jeffy: I need a new butt. My old one has a crack in it.
Jeffy: "Daddy, Daddy, a monster said it’s gonna poop in your hat!"
Marvin: "I don’t believe that."
Jeffy: "But he said, 'Jeffy, I’m gonna poop in your Daddy’s hat!'"
The next morning,
Jeffy: "Daddy, a monster pooped in your hat!"
*Marvin/Mario looks in his hat*
Marvin: "Jeffy, I don’t believe you, you pooped in my hat!"
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
Like if your best friend is emo.
Like if your best friend is emo. *repost* or like if you have a best friend.
Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!