Orphan

Orphan Jokes

Home

Why do orphans stay home alone?

Because they don't have parents.

Water

Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.

Number

Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.

Day

Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.

Game

"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."

iPhone

I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.

Except it had no home button.

Orphanage

I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.

Trouble

Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?

Because they can't call their parents.