My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
Orphan Jokes
I was going 80 in a school zone and the speed bump was screaming.
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk?
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
The F in orphans stands for family...
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they take all the green cards.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
