Orphan jokes
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
I don't know what to write here, just like...
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.