Orphan

Orphan Jokes

Difference

What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?

The clock actually comes back around.

Night

I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.

Because I am an orphan.

Website

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Girl

Girl: Hey.

Orphan: Hi.

Girl: Wanna be friends?

Orphan: Sure.

Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.

Parent

Me: Are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?

Me: Your parents.

Friend

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

Movie

I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.

Rent

The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.

Friend

The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.

Coma

Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?

Because there is a family reunion.

iPhone

I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.

Father

Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."