Newest Orphan Jokes - Page 29

I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside. Thankfully I don’t have to call and tell their parents.

Alex: Dad can we get me a little brother from the orphanage? dad: Sure Alex! dad: We're here! orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now! Alex: Dad what is she talking about?!

what do call a burning orphan in a wheel chair? Hotwheels What hit the ground first the orphan or the apple? The apple the orphan never hit they ground.

What the best competition to do with a orphan which ohpan had there parent for the longest

What type of jokes do you tell a orphan family jokes

Why do orphans die young? The apple doesn't fall far from the tree

Orphans are so useless even their parents agree

The guy called up to the orphanage then he asked where are the kids faces and then another guy said sorry there’s no homepage

y r ofans bad at bassball cos thay can't hit home runs

What did the girl and the orphan have in common there parents wasn’t home

What is the difference between an orphan and a non- orphan, you can slap the orphan but not the non- orphan because they can actually tell their parents

why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?

to see his closest relatives

Ur mum -oh wait,you don’t have that

This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making into a house and halucinating that they have a family.

So I threw out the cardboard and said "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies arent real. You cant and will never get a home"

Next day they make cardboard parents so i threw that away and said "May attention to reality, you will never get parents:

Next day they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again I said "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent" The orphan responded with "Oh really?! How so" I just simply said "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat out old people!"