My girlfriend dumped me so I stole her weel chair she came crowding back
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.
Two orphans fighting in the rain.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
Orphan:can I come over Girl: yhea but you have to your parents.
Hi this Daves orphanage- you make it we take it
I told a orphan there was 363 days in a year
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.
What cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped? Because they want to know what love feels like
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying
what does the A stand for orphan, adopt from the orphan company
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone but only one is home.
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les.
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
All orphans must hate the LQBTQIA+ Because they are home o phobic
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
