Orphan jokes
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
Who needs parents to be great?
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
How to make an orphan BLEED?
Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.
Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.
Step 3 - Tell them to kys.
Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.