OR Jokes

I mess up goats for unicorns? Jimmy the Unicorn or goat. I don't even know.

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is it just me or ever body has a Darkside like a psycho side and then you act like crazy for some reason

KK or Liv?

Me: truth or dare?

Crush: dare

Me: I dare you to give me your phone number

Crush: umm nevermind truth

Me: ok what is your phone number

One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”

what hit the ground first in a tree a leaf or a emo kid the leaf because a emo kid got a rope to save him

Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...... The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.

Madeline McCann must of been homeless or something she was sure eggar for the free candy

it’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.

In Hitler’s Germany it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.

Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?

Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore? Because all the Mexicans that can run swim or jump are already here.

I told a Chinese man, which is better, Cats or dogs. He said dogs. I say why? He said because dogs tasted better Than cats

you might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers but in my opinion its emos because some of them are still in the air

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