OR Jokes

is it just me or ever body has a Darkside like a psycho side and then you act like crazy for some reason

Me: truth or dare?

Crush: dare

Me: I dare you to give me your phone number

Crush: umm nevermind truth

Me: ok what is your phone number

One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”

Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...... The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.

it’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.

In Hitler’s Germany it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.

Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?

Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore? Because all the Mexicans that can run swim or jump are already here.

you might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers but in my opinion its emos because some of them are still in the air

Food makes are proudly presenting human flesh made foods donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives T and C apply this is only in the best shops in your town or down the road or in your country 1 like = 1 family member donated cos we're saving lives😎😎

Q: why are orphans so Successful A:because when they where yunger they they got told go big or go home and only had one option