Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
OR Jokes
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
How did the orphan become famous?
By "go[ing] big or go[ing] home."
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
Which one will fall from the tree first, the leaves or the emo?
The emo doesn't fall.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
