OR jokes

Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂

What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?

The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!

When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?

One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”

I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."

Me: *watching TV*

Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!

Me: Really?

Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.

I mess up goats for unicorns?

Jimmy the Unicorn or goat.

I don't even know.

When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.

Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?

So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.

Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?

What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?

Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].

My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.

My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".

My friends: "I dare you to go home."

Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?

Friend: Why?

Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.

How did the orphan become famous?

By "go[ing] big or go[ing] home."

Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.

Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀

Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!