Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home", they only had one option
your hair line is gone cause you never bathed or brushed
witch falls faster feather or an emo
Feather because the emo are always hanging in
orphans have 263 days on a calendar because they dont have mothers or fathers day.
so I'm readin hamlet right and then this one page they like yo like hamleet the fuck t tgo foff off KING speak yo 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 truth ong fr 😂 Face withething is funny or ...😂 😂 😂 😂 the
not sure if the twin towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished.🖐️😀
Which one will fall from the tree first? The leaves or the emo The emo doesn't fall
why dose orphans play with other kids on a play ground so they will sneak in there parents car to be brother or sister
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when he was told go big or go home he only had one option.
there is a kid in my school who is exactly like dahmer but he dont eat ppl. or does he.... hes dahmer's son @domink
You have been accused of stealing toilet rolls. How do you plead?
Quilty or Not Quilty?
what fell first? the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: the feather, the depressed kid is still up there
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life well I'm on this app 24/7 so do I have no point in life 24/7 or am I just weird and unwanted?
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his Grandmothers nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still waring them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
Am I a guard or a guava?
Roses are red violets or blue your ass is Is clean because randy won’t stop liking
In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish. It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.
WOULD YOU RATHER: Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t? or Drink a gallon of sperm?
When I see two lovers name on a tree I don’t find it cute or funny, I think why would they be bringing a. Knife on a date.
why did the chicken cross the road? he had to finish his essay or the teacher was gunna whoop his fat butt cheeks
