Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
One Jokes
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have one dollar.
My brother is ugly. One time he stuck his head out the window. The police arrested for mooning.
This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"
What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!
"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?
One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
