OH jokes

Woman gets pulled over by a cop.

Cop: "Ma'am, have you been drinking?"

Lady: "No, officer."

Cop: "What's that in your cup then, ma'am?"

Lady: "Just water, officer."

Cop: "Looks like wine to me."

Lady: "Oh my god, Jesus did it again!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!

Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...

Oh wait...

Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.

I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!

If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!

An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...

Why can you bully orphans?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.

Ur mom.

Oh wait, you don't have one.

Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.

Before my grandad died, he whispered to me, "Is your uncle still in the basement?" I said he has died. Oh, my grandad said, "I will lock him in heaven's basement."

Ok, this is a texting joke. This isn't my joke; I found it on Google.

Mom: SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol

Son: Mom, how is that funny?!?! I hope you're not laughing!

Mom: OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD

My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!

Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"

Dumb person: Wat idk mean?

Person 1: I don’t know.

Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.

Person 1: Wait idk means--

Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?

Googol: I don’t know.

Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW

What’s the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus?

They’re both saying “Oh my god my mom’s gonna kill me!”

Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh?

Oh, sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.

Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.

Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...

*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!