OH jokes
What’s the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus?
They’re both saying “Oh my god my mom’s gonna kill me!”
Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?
Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Memes
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!
Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
Woman gets pulled over by a cop.
Cop: "Ma'am, have you been drinking?"
Lady: "No, officer."
Cop: "What's that in your cup then, ma'am?"
Lady: "Just water, officer."
Cop: "Looks like wine to me."
Lady: "Oh my god, Jesus did it again!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!
Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh?
Oh, sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
Before my grandad died, he whispered to me, "Is your uncle still in the basement?" I said he has died. Oh, my grandad said, "I will lock him in heaven's basement."
Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.
My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!
Ok, this is a texting joke. This isn't my joke; I found it on Google.
Mom: SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol
Son: Mom, how is that funny?!?! I hope you're not laughing!
Mom: OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD