A man goes to the library to find the best book about committing suicide. So when he asks the librarian, "What's the best book on committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Oh, fuck off...you won't bring it back anyway."
OH Jokes
How did I know where you would go next?
Oh, I felt it in my bones!
He told me that he was in a wheelchair, and I asked, "Oh, wheely?"
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? -- "Oh, dam."
"What does the word 'gay' mean?" asked a son of his father.
"It means 'happy'," replied the father.
"Oh," contested the son, "so you are gay then?"
"No, son, I have a wife."
