Evan, yo mum rode on my big PP love, dad.
What is scarier than a pile of dead babies?
The bottom one ate its way out!
After a long labor, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, “Ma’am, I’ve got some good news, and some bad news. What would you like?” After quickly thinking it over, she responds, “I’ll have the bad news first, doctor.”
The doctor replies, “Well, I’m not sure how to put this, and I’m sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair.”
Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother’s face. “Doctor, if that’s the bad news, what’s the good news?” The doctor replies, “He’s dead.”
Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.
My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!
Dad: Uh, yeah!
Son: Mom, Dad, what are you doing!
Parents: Sex!
Son: What?
Parents: Look, you can spectate!
What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.
Billy and Nanny have 2 kids.
Mom said dad had the best pullout game... now I'm an uncle.
Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?
A: What.
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
What’s the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus?
They’re both saying “Oh my god my mom’s gonna kill me!”
Kids?
Why did Aaron's dad beat him? Because he tensed his ass.
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?
The baby you just feed nails to.
