Offspring jokes
Mom said dad had the best pullout game... now I'm an uncle.
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Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?
A: What.
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
What’s the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus?
They’re both saying “Oh my god my mom’s gonna kill me!”
Kids?
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Why did Aaron's dad beat him? Because he tensed his ass.
What do you get when Glen fucks an orange?
Adam.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
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What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?
The baby you just feed nails to.
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.