Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?
A: What.
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
What’s the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus?
They’re both saying “Oh my god my mom’s gonna kill me!”
Kids?
Why did Aaron's dad beat him? Because he tensed his ass.
What do you get when Glen fucks an orange?
Adam.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?
The baby you just feed nails to.
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
