Offspring jokes
Why did the goat have an abortion?
Because she already had too many kids!
What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.
Billy and Nanny have 2 kids.
Mom said dad had the best pullout game... now I'm an uncle.
Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?
A: What.
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
What’s the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus?
They’re both saying “Oh my god my mom’s gonna kill me!”
So, Satan is in the delivery room having a child.
Soon, a feathered creature comes out. "Doctor," says Satan, "What is it?"
The doctor sighs. "Well, it's not a boy, and it's not a girl."
Satan looks frustrated. "THEN WHAT IS IT?!?!?"
The doctor looks up. "It's a goose."
Kids?
Why did Aaron's dad beat him? Because he tensed his ass.
What do you get when Glen fucks an orange?
Adam.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?
The baby you just feed nails to.
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.