OED Jokes

dentist: open up sir

me:so..i hate my life my family my sisters my dog my cat and i tried to take a bath with my toaster but my dog took it that's why i hate my dog and my cat died trying to chew my rope it choked.....yea

dentist: i.. meant your mouth .. so i can clean your teeth

me: :O ohhhh my bad

dentist : do u need help??

me: yep

dentist:...

me: ....

A couple is sitting down, holding hands, and having a picnic after their wedding when the husband's friend walks over and says,

"Jenny and Jonathan sittin in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, the comes abrupt, tragic miscarriage! Then comes blame. Then comes despair, two hearts damaged, beyond repair. Johnathan leaves Jenny, and writes on the tree: D-I-V-O-R-C-E."

😉 i like target now

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Now its time to make fun of aisans. What do you call an aisan eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O

All orphans must hate the LQBTQIA+ Because they are home o phobic

What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o clock on new years. First kill of the match

Vape company:hey want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction? Teens:NO WAY! Vape company:but it’s mango flavoured! Teens:O OK 😤

What did the mother say to Micheal J o. The beach? Excuse me sir but you're in my son

What is a skeleton ́s favorite instrument?

A Sax-O-Bone

Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.

I’m only curious how they closed his casket.

Cow A:I slept with your sister

Cow B:Never knew my brother was a girl

all the other cows:

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A N N O Y I N G - D O G - R O B - Y O U R -S A F E

You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what i name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place