HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.

The cop that is on a 12 o clock shift says hands up

I walked In a sushi bar and the sushi chef looked very O-Fish-all!

Us 3 get along well. I guess you could say we’re the TREE-o!

There’s a sexy milf that lives next door the only thing better is her 8 Y/O

dang it got ketchup on my sleeve what do I do o spread the LOVE

Cow A:I slept with your sister

Cow B:Never knew my brother was a girl

all the other cows:

:O

Nock Nock Who’s there Your mom Your mom who. O shit my moms home honey get the f*** out of my house!

What happens when water loses its bottom jaw? It had a hurt o-chin(Ocean)!

Cool kid:I slept with your sister Me;Never knew my brother was a girl Everyone else: :O

ya i have a hydro flask h- My y- Grandpa d- Sticks r- His o- Cock f- Up l- My a- Ass s- k-

H a L O,B R u D a S, M Y,n À M E , B A D A B E E Y E A B O L A M A Z A Q A N B O W A. I,F O r T y, A Y t ,Y E a R,M A N;F R O M "S O M o L i A,S O r Y,F o R,B à D,E N G L À N D. I, S O L D,M y,W i F E, F o R,I N T E r N E T ,C O n N e C T , A N d , I, Am , L E V E L , T H O R T E e N , I n , R O b L À C K S , I F , Y o U , W à N T, t o , G et , B À T t à R , i N , R O B L À C K S , C O N T À c T , M e , A t , G M à i L @ B O R à K O O B à M À , S e N D , M E , y E r , B à N k , À k O u N t , I n f I r M a T O N ; A n D, P a S s W à R d . T h A N , I , W e L L , G i V e , U , A L L . T h E , C O T T O N , u , D E s I R e . S O r R Y , F o R , B à D , S P à L L i N G , I , K i N D à R G À r D À N , D R o P O u T &

Friend: Eric, spell mouse. Eric: M O U S. Friend: Yes - But what’s on the end of it?

hell o america

What is a good night sleep and I love it when you walk home and walk walk home from school 🏫 was your time I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is it fun for me I o I had dinner 🍽

Have a sink in your house? Eat it. Have a mouse in your house? Kill it. Have a child in your house? M I C R O W A V E I T .

just kidding now watch this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5tjtUFL0j4

Hey Jonny you can buy a…

Pun o chips at the store

I’m at the circus, Noah O’Brien

o dario tem namorada

God creates a wasp :) God: Okay, so make it reeeeally tiny. Like less than half a fly. Angel: okay… a bug. God: now give it’s face a sword, but it has a hole so it’s basically a mouth. Angel: weird… but okay… God: and give it wings. Angel: eh, not half bad Go- God: NOW MAKE IT EAT THE BLOOD OF ALL LIVING ANIMALS AND HUMANS Angel: shook o-okay God: okay. Now make sure whenever a human is bit it feels the pain of a million suns burning it, making it scratch until it bleeds out. Angel: .-. God: and make sure it also transfers diseases through the species. Give ‘em a taste ‘o that! evil grin Angel: cries Angel: whispers; I’m so sorry…

Loading...