OED jokes
O-Block
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?
A can o' bull.
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).
Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
Ya, I have a Hydro Flask.
H: My Y: Grandpa D: Sticks R: His O: Cock F: Up L: My A: Ass S: K:
Man: How tall is a penguin?
Bartender: About three foot, why?
Man: Oh shit, the Bible-bashing nuns! I fucking hit one!
Poor car.
I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."
A French Sans would greet you with the "o bone-jour".
Me: Spell "I cup."
My Friend: I see you pee.
Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!!
My Friend: Oh hehe O-O
My mom telling me the brief history of the blanket and how she received it from her cousin. ( ╹▽╹ )
Me sitting anxiously in place pretending to be amazed by the story, and reacting with kind cheerfulness and a big smile. (◍•ᴗ•◍)
All I can actually think about: "I m@sturbated under it- aaaaaah" ಠ◡ಠ
What time is it when it turns 13 o'clock?
Time to get a new watch.
Hey dude, can you spell IHOP?
Sure, man. I. H. O. P.
Wait, you ate my pee!!!
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
Presidents are normal, physically.
Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A Sax-O-Bone.
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
Hello, Brudas, my name Badabeeyeabolamazoqanba. I, forty-eight-year man from Somalia. Sorry for bad England. I sold my wife for internet connect, and I am level thirteen in Roblacks. If you want to get batter in Roblacks, contact me at Gmail@borakoobama. Send me your bank account information and password. Than I well give you all the cotton you desire. Sorry for bad spelling. I kindergarden dropout.
Friend: Eric, spell mouse.
Eric: M O U S.
Friend: Yes - But what's on the end of it?
What 7 letters do you say when you open the fridge and see it’s empty?
O I C U R M T