Odor

Odor jokes

Asphalt

  • Why does new pavement smell like butt?

    In other words you can also call it asphalt.

    Ass-phalt.

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  • Momma

  • Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.

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  • Wife

  • My Indian wife said last night if her fanny would taste like vindaloo curry, I said I've smelt your fucking armpits, you've got no chance.

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