Odor jokes
I farted.
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
Someone cutting the cheese then farted.
Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
Fraser smells.
I smell like skunk.
Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.
You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!
You smell like you farted. FARTED harted HARTED. A B honor rolls, all F's, you retarded. OHHHHHHHH!
What time is it when you smell garbage? Time to run!
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.