Obstacle jokes
Why did Sally run into a tree?
She is blind.
When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,
Then the speed bump starts screaming.
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because he got stuck in a crack.
Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.
Why can't depressed people leave the maze?
Because their lives are the walls and they are too scared to meet the exit.
I used to have a fear of hurdles.
But I got over it.
I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.
Two fish walked into a wall. One said to the other, "Dam!"
Helen Keller walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and a wall.
Why did the Titanic cross the road?
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.
Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.
What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?
My boner.
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? -- "Oh, dam."