Obstacle jokes

What is a Mexican's only obstacle?

Border patrol.

What gives you the power to walk through a wall?

A door.

Why did the retard cross the road?

He never made it!

Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.

Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?

A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.

Helen Keller walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and a wall.

Why can’t the baby cross the road?

Walls.

What problems might a blind child run into?

A wall.

A blind man walks into a bar.

And a chair.

And a table.

Why did Sally run into a tree?

She is blind.

A blind man walked into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.

Why does Trump build a wall?

There’s such a thing as a ladder.

Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the street?

Because it got stuck in a crack.

The kid that died is cut in half, and you see the next trap. It looks like a giant pit that you have to jump over, and you clear it, but you feel something on your back, and you realize that there is a spike that comes up when you jump over. You see the other contestant jump over. You try to warn them to not step over because they would get stabbed, but they ignore you and then get hit by the spike. The next obstacle is a wall that slams on a wall. You wait until the wall closes, and you quickly run through. The next person runs through, and they get to live.

Sorry, this is small. This is also a part two.