Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.
A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.
Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of her.
The weirdest thing happened to me today. I was driving 50 mph and hit a speed bump and it screamed!
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
The kid that died is cut in half, and you see the next trap. It looks like a giant pit that you have to jump over, and you clear it, but you feel something on your back, and you realize that there is a spike that comes up when you jump over. You see the other contestant jump over. You try to warn them to not step over because they would get stabbed, but they ignore you and then get hit by the spike. The next obstacle is a wall that slams on a wall. You wait until the wall closes, and you quickly run through. The next person runs through, and they get to live.
Sorry, this is small. This is also a part two.
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
We can't go under it...
We can't go over it...
We have to go through it!
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
A blind man walked into a bar, a table, and a chair.
What is a Mexican's only obstacle?
Border patrol.
Why does Trump build a wall?
There’s such a thing as a ladder.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because he got stuck in a crack.
What problems might a blind child run into?
A wall.
When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,
Then the speed bump starts screaming.
A blind man walked into a bar, and a table, and a chair.
