Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.
A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.
Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of her.
The weirdest thing happened to me today. I was driving 50 mph and hit a speed bump and it screamed!
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
We can't go under it...
We can't go over it...
We have to go through it!
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
A blind man walked into a bar, a table, and a chair.
What is a Mexican's only obstacle?
Border patrol.
Why does Trump build a wall?
There’s such a thing as a ladder.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because he got stuck in a crack.
What problems might a blind child run into?
A wall.
When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,
Then the speed bump starts screaming.
A blind man walked into a bar, and a table, and a chair.
Why can't depressed people leave the maze?
Because their lives are the walls and they are too scared to meet the exit.
The toilet paper tried to cross the road. He couldn't because he was stuck in a crack.
