Objectification jokes
I like my wine how I like my women: 7 years old, and locked up in my basement.
What's the best part about a dead prostitute?
The second hour is free.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
Girls are like stones.
The flat ones get skipped.
Girls are just like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What is the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
140 calories.
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
What does a rock and a girl have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What's the difference between my wife and a battery? I can't use a battery when it dies.
Why are girls and rocks so alike?
If they're flat, they get skipped.
I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends on how hard you throw them.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
How hard can you throw them!
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.
I’ll pat your breasts, pat your breasts, cos I’m a baker’s man, and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I’ll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", And then throw you in the fire cos you’re now worthless to me!
What do TVs and girls have in common?
They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
I was pretty tight friends with my butt plug. But then we had a falling-out.