Objectification jokes

What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.

You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."

Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.

They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.

Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

What's the difference between my wife and a battery? I can't use a battery when it dies.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends on how hard you throw them.

What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.

I’ll pat your breasts, pat your breasts, cos I’m a baker’s man, and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I’ll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", And then throw you in the fire cos you’re now worthless to me!

I was pretty tight friends with my butt plug. But then we had a falling-out.