What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
Girls are like stones.
The flat ones get skipped.
You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."
What does a rock and a girl have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
How hard can you throw them!
I’ll pat your breasts, pat your breasts, cos I’m a baker’s man, and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I’ll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", And then throw you in the fire cos you’re now worthless to me!
How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
Gun + Backpack = Fun!