What is the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
140 calories.
You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."
What does a rock and a girl have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
I like my women how I like my fridge.
In the kitchen.
How do you get 500 babies in a phone booth?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
A straw.