Objectification jokes
How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
Gun + Backpack = Fun!
I like my women how I like my fridge.
In the kitchen.
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.
How do you get 500 babies in a phone booth?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
A straw.
Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
I like my women like how I like my cocaine, smuggled and cut clean.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
What’s the difference between women and condoms?
There isn’t a difference; they’re both throw aways.
What's the best part about having sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them.
I lost my virginity once and found it in a store being sold off.
What is the difference between a whore and an onion?
You don't cry when you chop a whore.
I like women how I like my hair dryer: locked in a closet most of the time and only being used to blow me dry.
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Women.