Objectification jokes

I like my women how I like my fridge.

In the kitchen.

Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.

What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?

Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.

How do you get 500 babies in a phone booth?

A blender.

How do you get them out?

A straw.

Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.

Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.

I like my women like how I like my cocaine, smuggled and cut clean.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

It depends on how hard you throw them.

What’s the difference between women and condoms?

There isn’t a difference; they’re both throw aways.

What's the best part about having sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them.

I lost my virginity once and found it in a store being sold off.

What is the difference between a whore and an onion?

You don't cry when you chop a whore.

I like women how I like my hair dryer: locked in a closet most of the time and only being used to blow me dry.

What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.