What is the difference between a human and a can? A human can walk and a can can not walk
I have special needs and I was born with it
What is a nut 🥜 that is in outer space 🪐? A broken nut 🥜
There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
how many times do you nut? it depends how hard you do it.
What is your favourite time of day
What is a nut 🥜 that says what is your favourite name? A magic nut 🥜
What is the difference between a car and a tree 🌲? A tree 🌳 can not drive but a car 🚗 can drive
What kind of nut 🥜 hates baseball ⚾️? A nut 🥜 that’s sick 🤕
I love jokes
Why are baby elephants 🐘 so smart? To hang out with friends
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜? Where do you live
What kind of number hates nuts 🥜? 17
What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye? A one giant
What did one nut say to the other nut ? Help
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like? A: “Wrap” music
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew
The Cheerio Joke
Let's say you're in high school, and your popularity level was badlsed on what Cheerio you are. So there's Extra-Frosty cheerios as the most popular kids, the frosted cheerios were the popular kids, the Regular Cheerios as the typical normal kid, then there's the honey nut Cheerios as the nerds and geeks, and then there's your cheerio which is the Chocolate cheerios. Now you want to ask this girl who's an extra frosty, you go up to her and ask her to Homecoming, but she declines. So after school gets out, you go home and rewind. The next day you wake up feeling like a honey nut cheerio, so you go up to her again and ask her again, she still says no. So you go home and rewind again and wake up the next morning feeling like a Regular cheerio. So you go to school and ask her again, she still declines. So you go home and rewind again. The next morning, you wake up feeling like a frosty cheerio. So you go up to her and ask again, still says no. Then you go home and unwind. The next day you wake up feeling like an extra frosty cheerio. Feeling doubtful, you go up to her one last time and ask her. She finally says yes. The next day is Homecoming, and you and your date are on the dance floor, and she wants punch. So she tells you that she's going to go get punch. She goes and gets punch and is back in 30 seconds. You ask her why it was so fast. She replies with; "Oh there want a punch line."
