Novel jokes
My initials are K.M.C.
Which could also stand for "Kill Main Character".
Which I am planning to do in this book Iām writing.
Iām writing an autobiography.
My favorite novel is "The Hunchback of Notre Dame".
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
I got sent out of a library for putting a women's rights book in the fiction section.
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when youāre watching in reverse order.
Moby Dick's father's name...
Papa Boner.
What is a gay person's favorite book?
The dictionary.
Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
Iām reading a book about Anti-Gravity. Itās impossible to put down!
Will: Let's bring Hannibal a gift today!
Beverly: Yeah, I bet heād love that!
Will: Yey!
Beverly: What should we bring him?
Will: *holds up a bucket and knife with an insane looking smile* Come in the bucket!
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
Community talk
Project Hail Mary is such a good movie omg But still the book's better
Ok so Iām planning to make a story, should I make a graphic novel or a novel with illustrations?
-A FUNNY STORY-
Do you know the funny and strange story of a woman who burned a frozen rabbit? No? Then read this. Have fun. And don't forget to comment if you liked the story or not. Please don`t write mean comments if you don`t like it. What's your opinion on the story? . . .
"This jar is full of stupid worthless things, but theyāre worth something to meā - Miranda Harcourt.
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