Novel jokes
Who read the most words?
911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds.
I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.
Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
Make him read a book.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?
One has papers.
Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?
Wife: In a detective novel.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.
Helen Keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.
A man went to the library and asked for a book about suicide. The librarian said, "Go away, you won’t bring it back."
Community talk
Project Hail Mary is such a good movie omg But still the book's better
Ok so I’m planning to make a story, should I make a graphic novel or a novel with illustrations?
-A FUNNY STORY-
Do you know the funny and strange story of a woman who burned a frozen rabbit? No? Then read this. Have fun. And don't forget to comment if you liked the story or not. Please don`t write mean comments if you don`t like it. What's your opinion on the story? . . .
"This jar is full of stupid worthless things, but they’re worth something to me” - Miranda Harcourt.
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