Novel jokes
Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.
Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.
Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?
Wife: In a detective novel.
Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.
A man went to the library and asked for a book about suicide. The librarian said, "Go away, you won’t bring it back."
Helen Keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.
I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?
One has papers.
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Community talk
Project Hail Mary is such a good movie omg But still the book's better
Ok so I’m planning to make a story, should I make a graphic novel or a novel with illustrations?
-A FUNNY STORY-
Do you know the funny and strange story of a woman who burned a frozen rabbit? No? Then read this. Have fun. And don't forget to comment if you liked the story or not. Please don`t write mean comments if you don`t like it. What's your opinion on the story? . . .
"This jar is full of stupid worthless things, but they’re worth something to me” - Miranda Harcourt.
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