Novel jokes
Man 1: I-I ran my mom over to get a stupid book.
Man 2: Aww, books aren't that bad. I'm sure she thinks you're a great son considering she can't drive anymore.
Man 1: She was in the road, and I was rushing to get the last copy of this book. She can't drive or do anything anymore.
I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
My favorite novel is "The Hunchback of Notre Dame".
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?
Wife: In a detective novel.
Make him read a book.
Will: Let's bring Hannibal a gift today!
Beverly: Yeah, I bet he’d love that!
Will: Yey!
Beverly: What should we bring him?
Will: *holds up a bucket and knife with an insane looking smile* Come in the bucket!
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
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Community talk
Project Hail Mary is such a good movie omg But still the book's better
Ok so I’m planning to make a story, should I make a graphic novel or a novel with illustrations?
-A FUNNY STORY-
Do you know the funny and strange story of a woman who burned a frozen rabbit? No? Then read this. Have fun. And don't forget to comment if you liked the story or not. Please don`t write mean comments if you don`t like it. What's your opinion on the story? . . .
"This jar is full of stupid worthless things, but they’re worth something to me” - Miranda Harcourt.
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