I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
My favorite novel is "The Hunchback of Notre Dame". I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?
Wife: In a detective novel.
Make him read a book.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.
I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
