Novel memes

Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?

Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?

Me: It's an autobiography.

A man went to the library and asked for a book about suicide. The librarian said, "Go away, you won’t bring it back."

I got sent out of a library for putting a women's rights book in the fiction section.