Novel jokes
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.
Make him read a book.
My initials are K.M.C.
Which could also stand for "Kill Main Character".
Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.
I’m writing an autobiography.
My favorite novel is "The Hunchback of Notre Dame".
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
Moby Dick's father's name...
Papa Boner.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
What is a gay person's favorite book?
The dictionary.
A man went to the library and asked for a book about suicide. The librarian said, "Go away, you won’t bring it back."