What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
My initials are K.M.C.
Which could also stand for "Kill Main Character".
Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.
I’m writing an autobiography.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
Moby Dick's fathers name... Papa Boner.
What is a gay person's favorite book?
The dictionary.
I got sent out of a library for putting a women's rights book in the fiction section.