What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray
Make him read a book
My initials are K.M.C.
Which could also stand for "Kill Main Character".
Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.
I’m writing an autobiography.
My favorite novel is "The Hunchback of Notre Dame". I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
Which Book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible Plot Twist?
-The math Book📘🔢. Suddenly letters 🔠 appear in the calculations...
Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
who is the fastest reader, 9/11, it went though 10 stories in 7 seconds
Moby Dick's fathers name... Papa Boner.
Whats the difference between an orphan and a second hand book?
The second hand book was loved once..
Why is Harry Potter a orphan fav character
Because Harry Potter has no parents so it’s relatable
What is a gay person's favorite book?
The dictionary.
A man went to the library and asked for a book about suicide. The librarian said, "Go away, you won’t bring it back."
I gave my blind friend a peice of sand paper, he said it was the most grusome book ever.
i got sent out of a library for putting a womens rights book in the fiction section.
Whats a book never written? Beautiful sites by a mountain, by rocky hill!
who read the most words,
911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds
Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the reciepe?
In a detective novel.
Man 1: I-I ran my mom over to get a stupid book. Man 2: aww books aren't that bad. I'm sure she thinks you're a great son considering she can't drive anymore. Man 1: She was in the road and I was rushing to get the last copy of this book. She can't drive or do anything anymore
