What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
Make him read a book
My initials are K.M.C.
Which could also stand for "Kill Main Character".
Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.
I’m writing an autobiography.
My favorite novel is "The Hunchback of Notre Dame". I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
Moby Dick's fathers name... Papa Boner.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
What is a gay person's favorite book?
The dictionary.
A man went to the library and asked for a book about suicide. The librarian said, "Go away, you won’t bring it back."
I gave my blind friend a peice of sand paper, he said it was the most grusome book ever.
I got sent out of a library for putting a women's rights book in the fiction section.
What's a book never written? Beautiful sights by a mountain, by a rocky hill!
Who read the most words?
911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds.
