Not jokes

Roast

    • "This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."

    Lottery

    • STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:

    Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?

    Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.

    Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.

    Burger

    • In a world bizarre, Penis burgers, strange delight, Tantalizing taste.

    Buns shaped curiously, Meat, a bold centerpiece, Lingering delight.

    Sizzling grill, they sizzle, Juicy secrets unfold, Hidden pleasures found.

    Tempting, yet absurd, Controversial cuisine, Curiosity piques.

    Daring, adventurous, Palates embark on a quest, Uncharted flavors.

    But let us not dwell, On the phallic form they hold, For taste transcends all.

    Beyond flesh-shaped buns, Flavors dance upon our tongues, A feast for senses.

    So let us partake, In this culinary art, With open-minded hearts.

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    • Not memes

    Relationship

    • Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!

    It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!

    Sister

    • Gina: Maryen? Karlya? Amber? Kristie? Why isn't it listed that she's here?

    Zari: Your sister isn't listed in the meantime, just relax.

    Gina: That still doesn't answer why she's not listed. I want her to see me!

    Zari: Anyway, it will be time for your medications, we have the gixen and the Uiasends.

    Gina: Do you know my sister's name?

    Zari: Yes. Her name is Jalien.

    Gina: Fine, I don't care!!!

    Catfish

    • Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!

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    • House

    • What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?

    "I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."

    Woman

    • There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???

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    • Chicken

    • Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To eat Bob's arms.

    Bob went to hospital and had no arms.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Not Bob.

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    • Sadness

    • After standing in line staring at McDonald's menu for 17 minutes,

    Me: "Okay, I'm ready. Can you help me not be sad all the time?"

    Fortnite

    • In pixels and polygons, a virtual realm unfolds, A battleground where warriors gather, young and old. A game of wits and strategy, a dance of skill and might, Behold the phenomenon, the world of Fortnite.

    What is Fortnite, you ask, this digital sensation? A realm where dreams are forged, in endless animation. A world of endless possibilities, where heroes rise and fall, A tapestry of triumph, where victory calls.

    From humble beginnings, a storm begins to brew, A hundred souls drop down, with dreams anew. An island vast and varied, a landscape to explore, From verdant meadows to urban cities, the battles roar.

    With pickaxe in hand, we gather resources with haste, Wood, metal, and stone, the foundation of our base. We build and we craft, constructing our fort, A fortress of defense, where enemies are fought.

    The storm looms ever closer, a force we can't deny, Pushing us closer together, as time quickly flies. We strategize and plan, our tactics ever shifting, In this ever-shrinking world, our spirits uplifting.

    Weapons and loot, scattered throughout the land, We arm ourselves with firepower, take our final stand. Shotguns, rifles, explosives, and more, In this game of survival, we even the score.

    But Fortnite is more than just a battle royale, A canvas for creativity, where imaginations set sail. From creative mode to party royale, a world of endless fun, With friends and strangers, united as one.

    Yet amidst the chaos, let's not forget, Fortnite is but a game, a virtual vignette. For beyond the pixels and the storms that rage, Lies a world that beckons, beyond the digital stage.

    So let us embrace the joy that Fortnite brings, A tapestry of moments, where victory sings. For in this realm of pixels and dreams, Fortnite shines bright, a testament it seems.

    So gather your friends, embark on this quest, In the realm of Fortnite, put your skills to the test. For in the end, it's not just about the game we play, But the bonds we form, as we dance and slay.

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