A Blond and her Brunette friend where chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her. To not be outdone the blond retort's. Thats nothing once we we're in the kitchen I can't believe I didn't see it coming one minute I turned and He just got it all on my face it was so thick and hard! it covered my mouth, my nose,my shoulders, and eyes it even got in my hair; and when i looked up at him all he could say was whoops the Flower went everywhere!
Nobody nose how bad you smell
My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose. Hey give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded! Oh no not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys I just lost my finger a day ago this is Tony later on
What’s a cow with no body and no nose Nobody nose
my wife told me to give give her 8 inches so i had to have sex with her 4 times and punch her in the nose
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No-body nose.
I wear a nose on my forehead
How do you annoy Pinocchio? Ask him "Do you always tell lies?" (think about it)
Whats the definition of dissapointment running in to a wall with a bonner but it hits only hits your nose
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me
let go of my nose
why did cinderella get kicked out of disney land because she sat on Pinocchios face and said lie bastatd lie
“What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?”
“A broken nose..”
My dog has no nose How does he smell Terrible
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much? Nose-less
Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose
what do you say to a pig with no nose? you have n'ought a snout!
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.
A Lew runs into a wall what does he break? His Nose
A Mexican runs into a wall what does he break? His lawn Mower
What is flatter than an Asians ? Their nose
What happens if a Asian walks into a wall with a boner. They hit there nose on the wall
