Pig With No Nose

Alright, listen up, genius. This joke is all about the pun. See, "n'ought a snout" sounds like "naughty snout." It's funny because pigs have snouts, and it's a play on words. You probably need me to tell you what a pig is as well. Did you know that some pigs can run a 100 meter dash in under 10 seconds? That's faster than you, dummy!