North Korea

North Korea jokes

Gun

  • Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel.

    The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning.

    The guys show up and the guards shoot them.

    The guys die because the guards used real guns.

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  • Mama

  • Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

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  • Knock knock

  • Kim Jong Il: Knock knock.

    Political Prisoner: Who's there?

    Kim Jong Il: Boo.

    Political Prisoner: Boo who?

    Kim Jong Il: Boo hoo? Don't cry just because I executed your wife and enslaved your children. You at least get to eat today, my friend.

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  • Chinese person

  • What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!

    Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.

    Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."

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  • Community talk

  • This is the WJE genie. I will grant wishes and predict your miserable future. The AG family will all get very rich and famous and become the next Kardashians leosarefire will recover from their eye surgery and move to North Korea because they are Ching Chong Hanjisungswife, yuri, kidzbopuwu, and all the aussies will move to New Zealand. Dagger and Dagger Jr. will become the owners of WJE and overthrow trolls BoredPanda will cease to exist in a day or so. I have been looking through all the comments. These predictions will be true in no time! In the meantime, the trolling will begin.