North Korea jokes
Kim Jong Il: Knock knock.
Political Prisoner: Who's there?
Kim Jong Il: Boo.
Political Prisoner: Boo who?
Kim Jong Il: Boo hoo? Don't cry just because I executed your wife and enslaved your children. You at least get to eat today, my friend.
Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
North Korea?
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go read a book!
Once I was in South Korea doing stand up comedy... and I started with a "hidden" joke and I said: "I'm so happy to be here in one of the most beautiful Korea's in the world..." which is a good joke but they didn't get it, and they looked at me badly... so I said "I'm here in the South which is more beautiful... South good, North booooooo." But still nothing, they kept glaring at me... then I realized that maybe I was in the wrong Korea.
Who's the cutest president in the world?
Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."
Operation failed in North Korea, the surgeon died.
Loud Korea noise.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
Your career might be in the north, but it's going south :)
Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.
I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."
Why is North Korea so good at Geometry?
Because they have a supreme ruler.
Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel.
The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning.
The guys show up and the guards shoot them.
The guys die because the guards used real guns.
Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.