North Korea

North Korea Jokes

Nuke

Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.

Chinese person

What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!

Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.

Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."

Mama

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

Mamma

Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.

Stand-up comedy

Once I was in South Korea doing stand up comedy... and I started with a "hidden" joke and I said: "I'm so happy to be here in one of the most beautiful Korea's in the world..." which is a good joke but they didn't get it, and they looked at me badly... so I said "I'm here in the South which is more beautiful... South good, North booooooo." But still nothing, they kept glaring at me... then I realized that maybe I was in the wrong Korea.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.

Career

Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.

Friend

I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."

Gun

Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel.

The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning.

The guys show up and the guards shoot them.

The guys die because the guards used real guns.

Baby

Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.

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  • Ruler

    Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.