North Korea

North Korea Jokes

yo mama so fat that the US (mexico) and north korea (south korea) got into war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall

Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel. The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning. The guys show up and the guards shoot them. The guys die because the guards used real guns.

When Kim Jong-un said "nuke the Chinese", he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.

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