Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
Look behind you there is Stephen hawking- nobody
If someone says nobody asked you could say " well nobody asked for you to talk".
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up." Nobody stands up. After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone." Little Johnny stands up. "Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?" "Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."
My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
Watersharky Music Productions Presents As It Was by Harry Styles.
Holdin' me back Gravity's holdin' me back I want you to hold out the palm of your hand Why don't we leave it at that?
Nothin' to say When everything gets in the way Seems you cannot be replaced And I'm the one who will stay, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Answer the phone "Harry, you're no good alone Why are you sitting at home on the floor? What kind of pills are you on?"
Ringin' the bell And nobody's coming to help Your daddy lives by himself He just wants to know that you're well, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Go home, get ahead, light-speed internet I don't wanna talk about the way that it was Leave America, two kids follow her I don't wanna talk about who's doin' it first.
Helen Keller is so Helen Keller-y that nobody will be as good as Helen Keller.
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
What's one advantage of being an orphan? Nobody can make it mama jokes about you.🌚
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.
Why could the orphan never be gay Because he had nobody to call daddy
People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
