Nobody jokes
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
"CoComelon meme,
No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...
Nobody loves me .v."
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
What do you and Joe Biden have in common?
Nobody loves you or him.
Why did the woman feel ugly?
A. Nobody would even rape her.
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
Me: Mom, we made a cake.
Bully: Guess what?
Me: What?
Bully: Nobody cares!
Me: Yeah, nobody cares about you!
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have nobody to call daddy.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.