Nobody jokes

Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.

Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.

I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.

Nobody got it.

Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.

When you're in a cage But it's not real!

Being in a cage But you have the key.

Being in a cage But nobody sees you.

Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.

Living and realizing you've been born into one.

Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.

But you can't live without them.

The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but nobody cares about you.

Why do we call them dead bodies? Nobody says "alive bodies!" Like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG IT'S FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones, though." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on, husband, help me with the bodies." If it's a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"

Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.

POV: me telling a joke.

My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.

Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.

How is the world like a box of crayons?

Nobody likes the white ones.

And a side note, it's multi colored.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?

Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... Sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.

Why can't orphans be gay?

They have nobody to call "daddy."

Why can't orphans be gay?

They have nobody to call "daddy."

Nobody notices your pain, tears, struggles, but why do they notice your mistakes?

Why do orphans hate dodgeball?

Because nobody misses them.

I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.

Nobody still wanted them.

Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.

Everybody asks, "What's up?" but nobody asks, "What's down?"

I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.